NEWS FLASH...... NEWS FLASH.......

everybody.....
1. farts
2. burps
3. poops on the toilet

i just wanted you all to know that. i'm tired of women acting like they don't do those things. it's a natural bodily function. why do we fart? i'm not sure. i've always had this mental role play of God creating us and then going, "hey lets make air come out of their butts....just for kicks"!

i just needed to get that off my hairy chest.

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