welcome to blogville....population....1

yes, i live there. always looking for blogworthy news. here is what i have found in the last couple of days....

1. 6:34 pm....a package of condoms (empty) was behind my car at the local wal-mart when i was going in to buy groceries.
2. 7:47 pm.....an opened pregnancy test was in front of my car when i returned from purchasing this weeks food items.
3. 2:23 pm...... a horse is spotted with a large, orange highway cone in its mouth. the horse was playfully tossing and shaking the cone.
4. 4:05 pm...... back at the local wal-mart a preschooler is spotted walking with his mother when his pants fall down around his ankles. the kid knows something is wrong, but mom is oblivious for at least a long 17 seconds.
5. 11:25 pm.....my usually quiet neighbor is spotted downing his 8th corona and dancing in his driveway.

thats all the news i have for today....

now for the weather.........