im going to write a book called "amy's zingers"...

lately i have been coming up with some zingers. here are the first 3 entries in my book:

1. when a woman/girl has gone down hill in looks she is to be referred to as a"janet". you would say, "ashlee simpson is no longer a "crissy"......she is such a "janet".

2. if you are on your period.....instead of saying, "let me grab a tampon before we go to the restroom", you should say...."hey i've got to get some party supplies before we go to the restroom".

3. farts are now to be referred to as "doing a #3"......as in...."hey davo, did you do a #3"?

enjoy.
amy