Things that make you go hmm...

Speak before you think.....it makes people wonder.

Monday, August 23, 2004

today is monday, can you please make it stop (someone should write a song using those lyrics). i am tired, hot and sweaty (someone should NOT write a song using "those" lyrics). it didn't rain today, so i was outside from 7:45-2:15. i'm going to be one wrinkled up old bat if the sun keeps shining like it is. i don't think i have drank so much water in all my life. i have a busy week ahead and my brain is already mush. let me sit back and rethink this blog...

ms. harris

Monday, August 16, 2004

well today was the first day of school for me......and......i have no complaints. it was a a good day. i only had two kids try and run away. fortunately, i am faster than a kindergartner....whereas my partner is not (think ruben studdard). chuck and i have worked out 2 days in row. we look HOT! i guess i better go to bed....it's nappy-poo time.

ms. harris

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

my head wants to blog, but the rest of me wants to sleep (sorry chuck!). this will be very short. my partner at school is lazy, and can dave please bring me a frozen margarita....with salt.

amylynallenharris

Thursday, August 05, 2004

a little insight

1. why do people insist on being miserable? it's like they draw themselves to other miserable people to see who can be the most miserable. i guess thats where the saying, "misery loves company", comes from. 2 north magnets, same sex individuals, sandals and white sock, cats & dogs, depressed people and handguns.....none of those belongs together. so why do the depressed seek out the depressed? why not find something or someone that might be happy. when your hungry you don't not eat....hoping the hunger will go away. when your ugly, you don't try to make yourself uglier (heaven forbid ron jeremy did that!). go find someone happy and safety pin your pants leg to theirs. it will make all the difference in your world.

2. i met the girl who wants my job. she sat by me during the inservice and wrote suggestion to me about my class on a piece of mead notebook paper. if i don't show up for work or church someday, it's because i'm dead in the parking lot. she probably has her resume in hand.....with just the date of submission left blank. on a side note....she had one of those fake pony tails in today, and there was an ant in her hair. i tried to brush it off forcefully, but my finger was stuck in the wig. i got my finger out and she still looked presentable. who knows what happened to the ant. thats what you get for trying to enjoy the sunshine during break.....an ant in your fake ponytail.

3. i hate 290. can someone please tell me another way.

4. i enrolled the KK's in tap and ballet. kenedy has 4 years under her belt and karson a solid 1 year. if lauren isn't enrolled, dave, you should have let me enroll her under my clan's name. i could have gotten a bigger price break. lauren harris....it works.

have you hugged a depressed person today? i would if i knew one.....
amyonomous

show me the money HISD...wait.....i dont get a paycheck until freakin' august 25!!!

_my

(i can't afford to buy a vowel.)

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

pointe's of interest

someone (sp) once made up a game a game called "no backspace day". it is by far the hardest game i have ever played. try it next time you send an email or write a blog. it will look like a 7 fingered blind and deaf guy wrote it.

i was the only blonde haired person today at the physical education/health inservice. i can hang with just about anybody as long as they don't stereotype me. i am blonde ( more blonde every 3 months) and smart (4.0 GPA, top graduate of my college)..... and...i work in a ghetto school (i'm getting bling, bling and spinner rims.....no lie foks')

we haven't gotten any mail in 2 days. this is highly unusual

karson is singing avril.....we have to stop letting her see MTV.

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