1 week- mlk day = 4 day work week

we are doing nothing today. absolutely, tootly nothing. i'm going to clean my house, go grocery shopping and then veg out. the only strenuous thing i might do is workout. my kids are at the cool age of wanting to play outside with about 10 other neighborhood kids. somedays it feels like im not even a mom anymore because they are gone for hours. then reality hits me when karson scoots out of the bathroom, pants around the ankles, and asks me to button them because they hurt her 1,643 day old fingerpads. while we are on the subject of days....do you realize that i am 10,953 days old? i want to have an 11,ooo day old birthday.....that should be on March 5th. so if you forgot to send me a card with money in it on january 14th, i am graciously giving you another chance to celebrate my life on march 5th when i will be 11,000 days old!!!

check this out in your spare time....im on 47,800 sec right now!!http://www.turbulence.org/Works/1year/performancevideo.php

sp you make me wanna la la la la la la la la ....

actually steph does not make me wanna la la...but she doesn't make my mouth water for peanut butter. i am a horrible host. i should have folded her bed down but didn't. there actually was a sheet to cover up with steph...you just accidentally slept on it. next time i will fold the comforter down so that you can use the sheet. i don't know why that made me feel so bad, but it did. i guess its because i knew she needed a good nights sleep and wondered if she really got one without the use of kenedy's butterfly top sheet. and so it goes.

i have never been to chicago, but if i ever go......i'm going to bring an extra can of hairspray.

4 more days until i'm old. i will be 3-0. the kids at school think i am old. this one little girl actually had the nerve to say "ey, ey, yi...miss harrrris". i am going to use some of my christmas money to buy some SAS shoes. I'm also going to buy one of those mu-mu's. i'm thinking of going fat. fat and old....sounds kinda good. who really wants to be young and skinny....not me.

i am demanding a girls night out. i want it to be sp, nurse and i. we never get to go out and have fun. come on girlies take the old lady out and make her feel like a young fawn.

let me see your 1-2 step,

gerry geritol

whatever happened to....

1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato,4. 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato, more....?

now we have....

Hokey pokey winky wum,

How do you like your taties done?

Boiled in whiskey!Stewed in rum!

That's how I like my taties done!"

PE teacher named amy

im going to write a book called "amy's zingers"...

lately i have been coming up with some zingers. here are the first 3 entries in my book:

1. when a woman/girl has gone down hill in looks she is to be referred to as a"janet". you would say, "ashlee simpson is no longer a "crissy"......she is such a "janet".

2. if you are on your period.....instead of saying, "let me grab a tampon before we go to the restroom", you should say...."hey i've got to get some party supplies before we go to the restroom".

3. farts are now to be referred to as "doing a #3"......as in...."hey davo, did you do a #3"?

enjoy.
amy