NEWS FLASH...... NEWS FLASH.......

everybody.....
1. farts
2. burps
3. poops on the toilet

i just wanted you all to know that. i'm tired of women acting like they don't do those things. it's a natural bodily function. why do we fart? i'm not sure. i've always had this mental role play of God creating us and then going, "hey lets make air come out of their butts....just for kicks"!

i just needed to get that off my hairy chest.

amyamyamyamyamyamyamyamyamyamyamyamyamy

I'm soooooo depressed.........

Chuck is in love with someone else. I can tell about these things...(i'm a woman if you don't already know that). He spends soooo much time with this person. They went to Granbury together all day Saturday while I was with the kids alone. How can you get up and lead worship at a church after something like that? I can't even put it into words. My heart breaks as I type this. I know in my heart that I should tell Vanessa that I think John is in on it too. Chuck introduced them. They all 3 went on a holly jolly trip to the Dallas area. I can't believe Chuck and John are in love with somebody else. First it was John Mayer........now it's Gavin Degraw......sickening folks......just sickening.......

Heartbreak Hotel here I come........AH

add this to sundays dinner....

most relationships are selfish anyways....why scrutinize now?

ames

pointe's to ponder.....

1. curiosity killed the cat. good thing cats have 9 lives......too bad humans don't.
2. how long do you have to beat a dead horse?
3. if Jesus can forgive my 1,489,356,557,999 sins, how come some people can't forgive one sin i commited against them? (ripped off from my pastor)

that's all folks......

ps.....sp i like you new page. very classy. on the same note.....we went to marble slab last night and relived the time you bought us all ice cream. you are sooooo great!

alah

things i like.....that you may not......

1. the dust in the bottom of the wheat thins box when all the "real" crackers are gone.
2. the first bite of peanut butter out of the jar.
3. noodles that are kinda dried out....not wet and slimy
4. the sugar at the bottom of the cereal box after all the "real" cereal is gone.
5. the "butts" of the bread.
6. the first cup of coffee
7. frozen chocolate chips
8. muffin batter
9. cheddar cheese and ranch dressing
10. pretzels and sour cream

amy

ps......i'm after someone. i'm gonna give you a piece of me and then a little more.....

i like to read church signs.....

i was reading this one on w. little york the other day that i thought was stupid with a capital "stu". it said, "you can't email your way to heaven". then i realized.....that's not stupid it's ingenious! that's going to be my reply to all those wonderful"i love Jesus, so send this email to 10 people you know, or he won't love you back".

i don't read forwards. i despise them and ALWAYS trash them. the other day i got one from a friend, whom i never get forwards from. i thought, "this must be one awesome email", i'll read it. i read it. i forwarded it. i got a reply. it had been seen on www.snopes.com and was a false rumor. anyone who got this email from me, i apologize. i will never, ever, ever.....read or forward another email again. BTW....."you can't email your way to heaven".

john and vanessa.....kenedy and karson want you to bring captain morgan and bailey's irish cream over again........they really liked it.

aimster