Things that make you go hmm...

Speak before you think.....it makes people wonder.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

it gets in your head of cabbage.....

Back it up, back it up
You got it, you got it
Put your hands up, put your hands up
You got it, you got it
Drive back baby to me fast in your car
I'm here waiting, crash into me real hard....


thanks todd....comprende?

Monday, May 23, 2005

Real IM conversation.....

davaus76: sorry, had to take the dog out
me: ok
davaus76: so besides carve pumpkins...what else do you like to do?
me: well i knit bikini's for widows
davaus76: hahahaha
me: what do you do
davaus76: for fun? music, movies, work out, play guitar, work on old cars, swim, mountain bike, nude sunbathe, travel, camp
me: nice
davaus76: yeah, wish i could travel more
me: me too, im tired of my street
me: i would like to cross it
me: but i have no legs
davaus76: that could be an issue
me: yes, hopefully i will get a jiffy speed soon
me: then i can really get around
davaus76: should modify it for off road...maybe some monster truck tires
me: yeah.....i just got my new glass eye.....can you tell in the pic?
me: its my right one
davaus76: i guess i cant tell because i thought it was the left one
me: nope, definately the right

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

first off.....

i'm going to need you to at least spell "psyche" correctly.

secondly, i hate field day. i mean it's not like i dislike it a tad.....it is a true, bitter, BIG TIME hatred of the event. i totally understand that it's for the kids. i hate the intricate work and scheduling it involves.

other things i hate:
1. dallas is too far
2. people that get paid to do what you do and don't do it
3. liars
4. fakes
5. seasoned croutons that are low on seasoning
6. luke warm baths
7. weak coffee
8. cellulite
9. chicken fat
10.sock lines (mine are super bad)

things i like:
1. 1800 tequila
2. todd's margarita's
3. fuller-wiser turn off
4. real people
5. 1/2 pound bean burrito especial, no onions, no cheese (2 of them please)
6. obedient children
7. shaved legs
8. cold pillows
9. paid bills
10.back massages by chuck

we have so much on our plate right now, the harris family is getting fat

this blog is banana's b-a-nan-a-s........

h.b.g.

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